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Site Updates!
5/8/2025 - Guess who's updated the art on the About page. That's right, I did. It now features work by The Earl of Tophats (Who you should totally commission, by the way). So uh, yeah, this is just part of the effort of sloooowly turning the site into continued robot hell. That's it! See you next mission!
5/4/2025 - Making some aesthetic changes around the site for Robot Reasons. See you next mission.
5/3/2025 - Decided to get rid of the sitemap because I don't want to have to keep updating it, added a new dumb 404 page, and generally doing some cleanup around the site. See you next mission.
5/2/2025 - It's the start of a new month, which means all the old updates get to go into the update archive where they belong. I also updated the landing page a little bit so that it's easier to read with the new background I have setup, because otherwise it would have been impossible and the childrens would have seen things like swearing and talking about dicks, and we cannot have that. Anyway, might do some refreshes around the site, may not. Haven't decided if I want to rebrand or not. Whatever, I'm rambling. See you next mission.