1/10/2025 - After 10,000 years, a lot of grumbling, and way too much iced tea, I've finally come up with a way to generate and display extremely large tables in a way that's visually pleasing (at least for desktop users, mobile users are still shit out of luck, I'm not going to fix it at the moment.) To that end, I've uploaded a table I've been meaning to upload for a very long time, but haven't due to the tedium of having to hand-code every single cell of data, which I do not have to do anymore! I now present to you all: Absolute Bangers - The Original Playlist. I have no plans to update the old tables to the new format at this time because I'm lazy and don't want to do it, but I will if I feel like it eventually. That's it for now. See you next mission

1/7/2025 - Update 2 - I am once again breaking my own rules to inform you all that the site is 100% back up and ready for action! (Though if you're reading this update, you probably already knew that.) There's still some optimizations and cleanup I'd like to do, but they weren't as crucial as getting everything that's here reorganized and back online asap. If there are any broken links, let me know via e-mail or guestbook post. Whew! I think I need a drink! See you next mission!

1/7/2025 - Made some great progress. The Sitemap and the tables page have been updated to use the new file system. Misc is next and once that's done I'll make the site accessible again. Sort of failed on replacing the font, but maybe I'll figure that out some other time. Thanks for the patience, it will not be much longer. See you next mission.

1/5/2025 - I've made significant progress in updating the html to direct to the new file locations, but I will say, it is taking a while. I do hope to be done by January 17th, the site's anniversary. As of today, only the tables, Misc, and Sitemap sections remain to be fully updated, since there's a lot of stuff in those sections, progress may be slow. I am also experimenting with a new font in an effort to make the site more readable. That's all for now. See you next mission.

1/4/2025 - The new file system has been set up. I'm currently in the process of putting everything in the right place and updating the html so that it's all directing to the right places. Currently the blog section is complete, and the homepage and other index pages are currently in progress. Your patience is appreciated. See you next mission.

1/3/2025 - Happy New Year everyone, you may have noticed I have not moved the updates into the site archive like I usually do. That's because I've realized the way the site is laid out on the file end is an absolute friggin' mess, and if I don't do anything to fix it now, it's going to become a BIG issue way down the line, so uh, pardon my dust while I fix things. So there probably won't be any meaningful content updates this month. See you next mission!