About Wayne/Schiavona

Quick Facts

  • Name: Wayne/Schiavona
  • Email: vorpalschiavona@proton.me
  • Role: Webmaster, Writer, Editor, Conduit for Nonsense, Robot Smoocher.
  • Pronouns: He/Him
  • Western Astrological Sign: Scorpio
  • Chinese Astrological Sign: Metal Goat
  • Age: Old enough to remember when the Spice Girls were popular.

Biography

Some say that Schiavona emerged fully formed from inside a bottle of Arizona Iced Tea. Others say that he just appeared one day, calling into question the validity of the scientific method as it pertained to spontaneous generation. The fact of the matter is he joined Neocities in 2020, fucked around for a bit, got bored, fucked around some more, and then finally built an actual functioning website in 2024. He's a 30-something year old trans man on the Autism spectrum, and this is his site to be as absolutely nuts as he feels like being.

When not mastering webs, Schiavona plays games, and tries to do a whole lot of other creative ventures, the fruits of which can be seen on this very website. He shares their condominium with a Portulacaria afra bonsai named Leif, a plush of Wally Darling, a very large plush penguin, and a pile of shiny pebbles.

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Favorites

  • Sushi
  • Hotpot
  • Steak
  • Brie
  • Hummus
  • Clams
  • Macarons
  • The original Crash Bandicoot Trilogy
  • The entire Metroid Franchise (except Metroid Other M)
  • Kingdom Hearts 2
  • StarCraft: Brood War
  • Palia
  • Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town
  • The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
  • Riven: The Sequel to Myst
  • Splatoon 2
  • Tomba!(NA,JP)/Tombi!(EU)
  • Mabinogi (but ONLY Prior to G17)
  • The original Ace Attorney trilogy
  • Umineko no Naku Koro Ni
  • Super Monkey Ball 2
  • F-Zero GX
  • We Love Katamari
  • Yakuza Kiwami
  • Sonic Adventure 2
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation
  • Kamen Rider W
  • Kamen Rider Kuuga
  • Disney's Gargoyles
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Serial Experiments Lain
  • Good Eats
  • Iron Chef
  • ReBoot
  • Gloryhammer
  • Depeche Mode
  • Devo
  • The Cure
  • Backstreet Boys
  • Machine Girl
  • Casiopea
  • Kenji Yamamoto
  • Gorillaz
  • George Michael
  • Pet Shop Boys
  • Candlemass
  • Blind Guardian
  • Carpenter Brut
  • Phil Collins
  • Peter Gabriel
  • The Sisters of Mercy
  • Flight of the Conchords
  • Lost Horizon
  • Meat Loaf
  • Covenant
  • Carcass
  • Eiffel 65
  • Spice Girls
  • KMFDM
  • Dio
  • Megadeth
  • Leslie Hall
  • Ametrine
  • Tanzanite
  • Peridot
  • Rutilated Quartz
  • Labradorite
  • Magnetite
  • Bloodstone
  • Blue Topaz
  • Red Garnet
  • Selinite
  • Malachite
  • Alcea rosea - Common Hollyhock
  • Hydrangea macrophylla - Bigleaf Hydrangea
  • Punica granatum - Pomegranate
  • Lupinus polyphyllus - Garden Lupin
  • Metrosideros excelsa - Pohutukawa
  • Echeveria derenbergii - Painted-lady succulent

Fun Facts

  • Schiavona was born without a sense of smell, and has never smelt anything in his life.
  • Schiavona's longest persistent Special Interest is birds.
  • Schiavona was living in New Zealand when they were filming Peter Jackson's Fellowship of the Ring, and still hasn't gotten over the fact that he missed the opportunity to be an extra in the Hobbiton scenes.

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